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Weirdly wonderful. by Urloth Mature
A place for all my small pieces that don't justify a story to their own but don't deserve to rot in a file in the back of...
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King Oropher and Lord Cirdan have sailed to Valinor and are reunited with their daughter, Jeli, who died over a thousand...
Sea Song by Fadesintothewest Mature
The Feast of Reuniting finds the House of Fingolfin relaxing around a fire. Fingon is bold, Turgon is reserved, and Fingolfin...
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Chronicles the last days of once-great Númenor from the time Sauron "surrenders" to the fall of the empire. ...
When Everything Stopped Making Sense by Ndil General Audiences
A ring can represent practically anything. Undying love, a silent promise, real friendship, commitment, but also nobility...
My Sweet Thing by zeedrippyvessel Explicit
What lengths will a father go to in order to protect his daughter?
Horizon by Alpha Ori Explicit
After the events of Arcane Land, Legolas recovers as he plans the union of Elvendom. Gildor finds his purpose, Galadriel...

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always the same by Laikwalasse General Audiences
Sometimes it isn´t easy to be the son of the King. Three youngsters are forced to realize this bitter experience.

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Glorfindel
06/20/13 11:15 am
The bus service here is very good but getting to rural areas or work in other towns that are not so well served is difficult.
Naledi
06/20/13 10:26 am
I'm lucky that I live somewhere with a good bus service to larger towns with train stations, so I can get anywhere by public transport. But I live in fear of the bus service being cut.
Glorfindel
06/20/13 10:11 am
@ Sian - things will change for the better one day, just not while we have these unelected pigs with their snouts in the trough. This government remind me of Animal Farm - some more equal than others.
Spiced Wine
06/20/13 10:01 am
@Glorfindel - same here! Still I live in hope things will change.
Naledi
06/20/13 09:57 am
@Alpha - I find for very steep, windy hills automatics find it hard to get the right gear. Probably just me being a control freak. You're right - they won't roll backwards on a hill start.
Glorfindel
06/20/13 01:36 am
@ Sian - I don't now what I will do when I pass because I cannot afford a car. But maybe one day i will :D
Glorfindel
06/20/13 01:35 am
The automatic is so much easier in traffic than a manual.
Alpha Ori
06/20/13 12:00 am
@Naledi, I thought automatics were better for hills, they dont go backwards when there in drive...
Spiced Wine
06/19/13 10:50 pm
That's terrific, Glorfindel. I want to learn as well.
Naledi
06/19/13 10:37 pm
It's by far the best car for traffic jams. And as our roads are just one long traffic jam I'm surprised that more people don't use automatics. Less good for hills and ice, though.
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Penname: IgnobleBard [Contact]
Real name: Mike
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Member since: July 02, 2011
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I've been in the LOTR fandom since 2002 and have met the most wonderful people through archives and communities such as this. I enjoy participating in challenges and fic swaps.

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Stories by IgnobleBard

Title: Essence of Dreams by IgnobleBard
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 1]
Summary: An Elf and a Vala doing what they do best.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Caranthir, Irmo/Lórien
Content: BDSM, Character Death, Humor, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1680 | Read count: 175

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Published: March 01, 2013 | Updated: March 01, 2013

Title: Shadows Grey and Grim by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Thranduil travels to Erebor for a celebration and meets a certain Dwarf prince.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Thorin, Thranduil
Content: Drama, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4743 | Read count: 159

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Published: February 26, 2013 | Updated: February 26, 2013

Title: A Nasty Surprise by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 5]
Summary: The Witch-king discovers fanfiction.
Category: Fiction
Characters: None
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 543 | Read count: 236

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Published: January 24, 2013 | Updated: January 24, 2013

Title: The Gondor Social Club by IgnobleBard
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A little bdsm interlude in Gondor.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Éomer
Content: BDSM, Explicit Sex, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1573 | Read count: 317

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Published: January 03, 2013 | Updated: January 03, 2013

Title: Beautiful, Unanswerable Questions by IgnobleBard
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Legolas and Elrohir make love and do battle when Erebor is threatened with attack years after the Ring War.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas
Content: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 10984 | Read count: 520

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Published: December 12, 2012 | Updated: December 12, 2012

Title: Avar and Away by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 1]
Summary: If Gondolin is a hidden city, how did this guy find his way in?
Category: Fiction
Characters: OMC, Tuor, Turgon
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6707 | Read count: 246

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Published: August 28, 2012 | Updated: August 28, 2012

Title: Dead Reckoning by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 7]
Summary: A dead Oathbreaker and cook receives his summons from Isildur's heir.
Category: Fiction
Characters: OMC
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1552 | Read count: 567

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Published: March 13, 2012 | Updated: March 13, 2012

Title: Years Thicker Than Leaves by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Erestor pines for Glorfindel for literal ages.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Content: Drama, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5942 | Read count: 803

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Published: September 07, 2011 | Updated: September 07, 2011

Title: Fait Accompli by IgnobleBard
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Legolas is enslaved by a powerful and mysterious being.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas
Content: Angst, Mystery, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 11161 | Read count: 3663

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Published: July 03, 2011 | Updated: July 11, 2011

Title: Trade Off by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 9]
Summary: An answer, of sorts, to the question of how Elves feed themselves without farming or raising livestock. Inspired by a discussion of civilization on the HASA group, and the suggested solution of Olorime.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1128 | Read count: 1024

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Published: July 02, 2011 | Updated: July 02, 2011

Title: In the Shadow of the Tower by IgnobleBard
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Must all houseless spirits be corrupt?

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Category: Fiction
Characters: OMC
Content: Angst, Character Death, Horror
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 934 | Read count: 862

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Published: July 02, 2011 | Updated: July 02, 2011

Title: Hunter of the Heart by IgnobleBard
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Rúmil travels to Imladris to train with Glorfindel and is struck by an Elvish love arrow.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Glorfindel, Rúmil
Content: Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6785 | Read count: 1179

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Published: July 02, 2011 | Updated: July 02, 2011

Title: Love's Persistence by IgnobleBard
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 2]
Summary: In the midst of winter Haldir awaits a special visitor.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Fëanor, Haldir
Content: Drama, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2064 | Read count: 984

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Published: July 02, 2011 | Updated: July 02, 2011