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“I’m beginning to doubt the wisdom of Elrond’s choice of the Tenth Walker,” Aragorn said.

“He carried all of us over the Redhorn Pass and spared us from the perils of Moria,” Gandalf pointed out, “and he slew more orcs at Helm’s Deep than Gimli, Legolas, and yourself combined.”

“True,” Aragorn conceded, “but he also ate all Lorien’s stores of fruit, drank the waters from Galadriel’s magic mirror, and urinated on Celeborn. And now he has seized Eowyn and is carrying her up the Tower of Orthanc. There are disadvantages, as well as advantages, to being accompanied by King Kong.”