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Each chapter will be short, but I will update often.
To: Gandalf

From: Bilbo

What in the world is taking you so long to get here? You are late!


To: Bilbo

From: Gandalf

A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. And when his GPS gets a good signal.

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To: Frodo

From: Gandalf

I'll be late, my boy.


To: Gandalf

From: Frodo

Nice try. I can see you over the hill!


To: Gandalf

From: Anonymous Hobbit

No more fireworks in my front yard!

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To: Bilbo

From: Distant Relative

Open this door! I know you are home!


To: Distant Relative

From: Bilbo

I'm not home!


To: Bilbo

From: Distant Relative

According to my cellphone tracker you are!


To: Distant Relative

From: Bilbo

Blast it all!

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To: Pippin

From: Merry

Gandalf's gone! Get the fireworks!


To: Merry

From: Pippin

Where does he keep them again?


To: Pippin

From: Merry

*Groan*


To: Merry

From: Pippin

In his stomach?!
Chapter end notes:
I hope you like it! Will update soon!

-Remuki