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The Crack Book Of Arda by Quantumphysica
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Summary:

Be welcome to The Crack Book Of Arda, a (mostly) humorous account of the improbable lives of the Valar, and some of their more notable subjects... 


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Aulë, Caranthir, Celegorm, Curufin, Eonwë, Estë, Eärendil, Eöl, Fëanor, Irmo/Lórien, Maedhros, Maeglin, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth, Míriel, Nessa, Nienna, Radagast, Sauron, Tulkas, Ulmo, Vairë, Vána, Varda/Elbereth, Yavanna
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Challenges: None
Parent Series: None
Stories: 2
Series Type: Closed



Title: Involuntary Admission by Quantumphysica
Rated: General Audiences [ - ]
Summary:

COMPLETE! Ages and ages of worrying visions, nagging fëar, and being hated/feared by every living creature have left their trace on Námo... No wonder thus that at long last he starts to behave a little... erratic. When even his wife Vairë gets concerned, the Valar decide to drastic measures...


Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Aulë, Caranthir, Celegorm, Curufin, Estë, Fëanor, Irmo/Lórien, Maedhros, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Nienna, Oromë, Tulkas, Ulmo, Vairë, Vána, Varda/Elbereth, Yavanna
Content: Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Crack Book Of Arda
Chapters: 16 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 28113 | Read count: 9485

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Published: June 20, 2013 | Updated: November 04, 2013




Title: Medication by Quantumphysica
Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

What if Morgoth got to eat a piece of Aiwendil's infamous cake? An "Involuntary Admission" story...

(This was supposed to be humor, but it turned out as angst with a philosophical twist. I know, I don't know how it happened either...)

Dedicated to CrackinAndProudOfIt on Fanfiction.Net


Category: Fiction
Characters: Estë, Irmo/Lórien, Mandos/Námo, Melkor/Morgoth, Nienna, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: The Crack Book Of Arda
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5775 | Read count: 1812

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Published: December 09, 2013 | Updated: December 09, 2013