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Title: Fables of Faramir and Family by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [ - ]
Summary:

A selection of short pieces mostly written for challenges concerning Faramir and his family and friends.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Denethor, Éowyn, Faramir, Finduilas, OFC, OMC
Content: Gen, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 | Completed: No | Word count: 43880 | Read count: 27642

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Published: August 11, 2013 | Updated: May 30, 2016


Title: The Best Laid Plans by TheFeanarion
Rated: Teen Round robin [ - ]
Summary: Fëanor is bored, Melkor needs to get a horse off his hands, Fingon and Ecthelion both need Young Rider horses... What can go wrong?
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Caranthir, Celegorm, Curufin, Ecthelion, Fëanor, Fingolfin, Fingon, Gothmog, Maedhros, Maglor, Melkor/Morgoth, Nerdanel, Sauron
Content: AU, Drama, Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Stars Always Come In Sets Of Four
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 4774 | Read count: 372

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Published: May 05, 2016 | Updated: May 19, 2016


Title: The Great Escape by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [ - ]
Summary:

Aragorn and Faramir's camping trip is interrupted.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Faramir, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3273 | Read count: 403

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Published: May 09, 2016 | Updated: May 09, 2016


Title: Fifty Shades Of Slate by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [ - ]
Summary: When Warrior student, Legolas Thrandulion, goes to interview rich benefactor and world famous musician, Lindir, he encounters an elf who is arrogant, impossibly handsome, enigmatic, and somewhat intimidating. The young and innocent Legolas is immediately enamoured of him but too overawed to make the first move. Lindir wants him, but on his own terms or not at all.

Thrilled by Lindir’s erotic tastes, Legolas gives him all he has got - but in the back of his mind is one single thought: what about love?

Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, this parody will make you laugh, will cause you to ponder how a storyteller can unblushingly use so many adjectives, will obsess you and possess you, and will stay with you forever.

Happy reading!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Legolas, Lindir, Melpomaen/Figwit
Content: Angst, AU, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Kink, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 | Completed: No | Word count: 8380 | Read count: 2925

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Published: August 31, 2015 | Updated: May 05, 2016


Title: Old Strider by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [ - ]
Summary:

A surprise visitor interrupts the Hobbits as they discuss the events of a momentous day.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee
Content: Gen, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 750 | Read count: 274

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Published: May 02, 2016 | Updated: May 02, 2016


Title: Congratulations by TheFeanarion
Rated: Explicit [ - ]
Summary: Fingon is in a congratulatory mood.
Or wherein Fingon and Maedhros misuse a bit and some bailing twine.

The first of an Eventer!AU series!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Daeron, Fingon, Lúthien, Maedhros
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, BDSM, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Incest, PWP, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: Stars Always Come In Sets Of Four
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2006 | Read count: 363

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Published: April 29, 2016 | Updated: April 29, 2016


Title: A Series of Unfortunate Medical Mishaps by curiouswombat
Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Elrohir and Elladan manage to make 'the bad times' entertainingly amusing. (Peredhel tennis between Curiouswombat and Azalais.)


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Legolas, OFC
Content: Action/Adventure, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1266 | Read count: 378

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Published: April 21, 2016 | Updated: April 21, 2016


Title: The hairy business by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [ - ]
Summary:

Aiwendil is about to learn that giving elflings magical objects is a bad idea, a bad BAD idea, and Thranduil will have to deal with the aftermath....


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, Radagast, Thranduil
Content: Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3277 | Read count: 396

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Published: April 19, 2016 | Updated: April 19, 2016


Title: Outside by TheFeanarion
Rated: General Audiences [ - ]
Summary: Fëanor is in for an unpleasant surprise.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Fëanor, Finwë, Indis, OFC, OMC, Rúmil
Content: Gen, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1470 | Read count: 302

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Published: April 17, 2016 | Updated: April 17, 2016


Title: Consequences by curiouswombat
Rated: General Audiences [ - ]
Summary:

Twenty years after 'Cushions' Elfwine writes to his grandfather - an epilogue if you like!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elfwine, Éomer, Lothiriel, OFC
Content: Humor, Romance, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: Tales of Rohan
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1473 | Read count: 461

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Published: April 06, 2016 | Updated: April 06, 2016


Title: Beyond the call of duty by Nuredhel
Rated: Mature [ - ]
Summary:

If Amy had known that she before the end of the day would end up stranded in an alien world With her Group, being chased by ugly Creatures wielding swords she would have stayed in bed, but duty called, she answered and the shit hit the fan....


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, OFC, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Drama, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: No | Word count: 88613 | Read count: 2162

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Published: June 30, 2015 | Updated: April 05, 2016


Title: Boromir in Wonderland... or Imladris! by curiouswombat
Rated: General Audiences [ - ]
Summary:

Boromir in (Wonderland) - Imladris; his life experiences so far really hadn't fitted him for this.

 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 914 | Read count: 463

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Published: April 01, 2016 | Updated: April 01, 2016


Title: Wedding Customs in Rohan and Gondor by curiouswombat
Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

A Cushions 'missing scene'.  Lothíriel discusses traditions with Cwenhild...


Category: Fiction
Characters: Lothiriel, OFC
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Tales of Rohan
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1497 | Read count: 490

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Published: March 28, 2016 | Updated: March 28, 2016


Title: Of roses and frost by Nuredhel
Rated: Mature [ - ]
Summary: Thranduil is trying to find a suitable wife for his son With the help of Elrond. The elleth they chose seems like a Perfect candidate but she has the temper of a she dragon and is not one to be ordered around by anyone. And she has a Secret of which even she is ignorant, if she remembers she is likely to die, if she doesnt everything will be lost.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Legolas, OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Drama, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: No | Word count: 81247 | Read count: 2973

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Published: August 12, 2015 | Updated: March 24, 2016


Title: Melpomaen the Elfling by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [ - ]
Summary:



Melpomaen is a reborn elfling. He has two fathers because Saruman cursed one of them to fall pregnant to the next elf they saw - that unfortunate elf was Legolas. Mel was born with all his father, Erestor's, memories and intelligence and causes mayhem wherever he goes. He is probably the cutest, naughtiest and baddest elfling anywhere and yet he steadfastly refuses to believe he is anything but well behaved. Erestor is the only elf to have ever suffered a migraine; he hopes they will go when Mel is fifty and leaves home.

Wherever Mel goes there is uproar. Things become worse when he finds out that the Valar have already assigned him a soul mate and that a new baby brother is on the way, who is also reborn. Who are Mel's first set of parents and why does Saruman want to capture him. How did Mel manage to stab the wizard in the eye with an arrow and why is Sauron so interested in him? Also, why have the Valar assigned Gandalf to be his guide?

The story follows Mel through his, not always easy, childhood until he becomes an adult, finding out about his true origins on the way. Will he choose to be good or will he embrace evil? It could go either way.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Celebrían, Círdan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Estë, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Lindir, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melpomaen/Figwit, OFC, Orc, Oropher, Rúmil, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Drama, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mpreg, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 83 | Completed: No | Word count: 140383 | Read count: 145462

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Published: November 21, 2011 | Updated: March 18, 2016


Title: Under the Table by elfscribe
Rated: Explicit [ - ]
Summary:

In Which Erestor Shows Glorfindel How to Enliven a Boring Meeting


Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Content: Humor, PWP, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 950 | Read count: 630

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Published: March 13, 2016 | Updated: March 13, 2016


Title: Green and Silver Leaves by Glorfindel
Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Galadriel, Celeborn and Thranduil have decided to strengthen relations between the realms of Lothlórien and Mirkwood. Prince Legolas is sent on an official visit with the hope of achieving this aim. Haldir is to be his bodyguard and companion. There is one slight problem - that day Haldir returned from patrol, went to meet his friends at the local tavern, and knows nothing about it.

Who is the stunningly handsome elf who is heading for the royal guest flet? The tipsy Haldir doesn't have a clue, but he does wonder why the elf doesn't carry his own luggage. That doesn't stop him throwing cakes and shouting that he is beautiful.

Will Haldir be embarrassed or will he brazen it out? Will Legolas continue to look at him disdainfully? Will their day go well or will they hate one another?

More importantly, will they fall in love?
Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir, Legolas
Content: Angst, AU, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 12131 | Read count: 2630

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Published: February 17, 2016 | Updated: March 13, 2016


Title: Cushions by curiouswombat
Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Now complete.  In a time of legend, Éomer thinks he has seen a genuine fairy-tale character...


Category: Fiction
Characters: Amrothos, Elphir, Éomer, Éowyn, Faramir, Imrahil, Lothiriel
Content: Drama, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: Tales of Rohan
Chapters: 20 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 50156 | Read count: 9268

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Published: September 04, 2014 | Updated: March 08, 2016


Title: Artwork of various kind by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [ - ]
Summary: Some artwork i have made, some are inspired by stories i have read as well as the original Tolkien books, while others are inspired by my own fan fiction stories. Multiple characters/ages
Category: Non-Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Fëanor, Fingolfin, Fingon, Glorfindel, Maedhros, Yavanna
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Drabble, Erotica, Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 | Completed: No | Word count: 1572 | Read count: 10021

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Published: January 16, 2015 | Updated: March 07, 2016


Title: Waking Dreams: An Early Morning Ramble in Anórien by Karlmir Stonewain
Rated: General Audiences [ - ]
Summary: Karlmir Stonewain has one of his typical nighttime brainstorms on Middle Earth, with an occasional whispered suggestion from his muse Arwen Evenstar/Liv Tyler. This is an updated version of a story I posted on another website several years ago.

Disclaimer: This essay is based on the world and characters created by J.R.R. Tolkien. It is written solely for the enjoyment of my readers and I make no profit from it of any kind. The persona of Liv Tyler in this story is imaginary and is not intended to be an actual depiction of the real actress.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Arwen
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1568 | Read count: 343

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Published: February 27, 2016 | Updated: February 27, 2016


Title: A herbal disaster by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [ - ]
Summary:

When a bottle of shampoo ends up in middle earth during the war of wrath the forces of light disciver that they in fact have gotten their hands on a terrible new weapon....


Category: Fiction
Characters: Eonwë
Content: AU, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2872 | Read count: 364

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Published: February 21, 2016 | Updated: February 21, 2016


Title: Jeli in Valinor by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [ - ]
Summary: King Oropher and Lord Cirdan have sailed to Valinor and are reunited with their daughter, Jeli, who died over a thousand years before. They take her on a journey to meet the rest of her family at Ereodan's palace (he is the reborn Gil-Galad Ereinion) and all manner of exciting events happen.

After they arrive, Nerdanel tries to claim Jeli on the basis that she was once Feanor. Erestor throws a hissy fit and storms off to complain to the Valar when he finds he does not have as much power as he thought he had. Ingwe declares war on the kings of the new realms. Ereolas has a horrid foursome. Cirdan has an ultra-quick childhood after being reborn - he is the only baby with a beard. Thranduil is just as loud as he ever was.

There is a whole cast of characters, with nearly every elf who starred in Ereolas: Oropher Unbound making appearances in the story.

Plus - Jeli in Valinor is the only story to feature THE VALINOR SLASH AWARDS!!! The elves hold an awards ceremony and give prizes for the best stories - what could possibly go wrong?


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aegnor, Amras, Amrod, Aredhel, Aulë, Caranthir, Celeborn, Celebrían, Celebrimbor, Celegorm, Círdan, Curufin, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Estë, Eöl, Fingolfin, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gil-galad, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Ingwë, Legolas, Lindir, Maedhros, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth, Melpomaen/Figwit, Míriel, Nerdanel, OFC, OMC, Oromë, Oropher, Thranduil, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 143 | Completed: No | Word count: 260547 | Read count: 73444

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Published: January 11, 2013 | Updated: February 11, 2016


Title: Petal by Armariel
Rated: General Audiences [ - ]
Summary: Drabbles and ficlets featuring the Fairy ancestress of the Tooks, as she appears in "Once Upon a Midsummer's Morn."
Category: Fiction
Characters: Bilbo, Frodo, Gandalf, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, OFC, OMC, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Radagast, Rose "Rosie" (Cotton) Gardner, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee, Ulmo
Content: Angst, Character Death, Drabble, Gen, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 59 | Completed: No | Word count: 20443 | Read count: 13121

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Published: January 13, 2015 | Updated: February 05, 2016


Title: Family Reunion by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [ - ]
Summary: On his arrival in Valinor Legolas must endure the nightmare of meeting Elrohir's extended family and he finds they are not what he thought they were. A Condensed Silmarillion spin off.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrohir, Finrod, Gimli, Legolas, Turgon
Content: Humor, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 3792 | Read count: 1506

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Published: November 13, 2015 | Updated: January 29, 2016


Title: In flagranti by Nuredhel
Rated: Explicit [ - ]
Summary:

A scholar sent from Imaldris thinks he can manipulate Thranduil, not a good idea! He'll get what he deserves for sure. (Sequel to a cure for boredom and the challenge)


Category: Fiction
Characters: Galion, OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Angst, AU, Explicit Sex, Horror, Humor, Rape/Non-con
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 14103 | Read count: 751

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Published: January 03, 2016 | Updated: January 03, 2016